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Michelle Witte
Michelle Witte has been coming up with creative and appropriate ways to curse from a young age. A graduate of Brigham Young University, she is a freelance editor, writer, and previously owned a children's bookstore. She lives in Utah, where creative swearing has become a fine art.
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Happy Little Accidents
A tribute to Bob Ross-the soft-spoken artist known for painting happy clouds, mountains, and trees-Happy Little Accidents culls his most wise and witty words into…
The Crap-tastic Guide to Pseudo-Swearing
True, dropping a well-placed swear can make even the worst situations seem better, but sometimes a "fudge!" or "sugar!" can be equally satisfying-and won't land…